yeah, duh.

maybe you're just plain dumb

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.

turns out this is my dream man

I honestly don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.

birthday wishes do come true

It only fits on my left, ring finger. Maybe I should just go ahead and marry the one who gave it to me.

self-fulfilling prophecy

When you say, "Don't like me, okay? 'Cause I'll just make you sad."

You just did.

good advice

...it's tough to remember that the first and foremost best criteria for a lovely boy is that he truly appreciates you and gushes all over your noggin'. True, it's nice if there's a bit of stability there, but the one that's serious about you is really the smart one. ; )

are you a drunk drummer born under an air sign?

if yes --> i guess we're supposed to have an affair.
if no --> i guess you have no interest in me.