flattery

Compare me to this bombshell



and send me texts that say, "...you KNOW that i think YOU are a STONE FOX!" and just see where it gets you.

blast from the past

I just watched some of "Boomerang" for the first time since 1992. I still like the part where Halle Berry says, "Love should've brought your ass home last night" and pokes Eddie Murphy in the forehead.

yeah, duh.

maybe you're just plain dumb

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.

turns out this is my dream man

I honestly don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.

birthday wishes do come true

It only fits on my left, ring finger. Maybe I should just go ahead and marry the one who gave it to me.

self-fulfilling prophecy

When you say, "Don't like me, okay? 'Cause I'll just make you sad."

You just did.