good advice

...it's tough to remember that the first and foremost best criteria for a lovely boy is that he truly appreciates you and gushes all over your noggin'. True, it's nice if there's a bit of stability there, but the one that's serious about you is really the smart one. ; )

are you a drunk drummer born under an air sign?

if yes --> i guess we're supposed to have an affair.
if no --> i guess you have no interest in me.

just received this text

I really l0ve u 2day. really. real l0ve. 4 real. really really. al0t. really.

duckie dale

You wanna know my thing?

If I really have it solid for a girl, I'll ride by her house on my bike.

I'll do it, like, a hundred times in a day.

It's really... it's intense.

these united states, honor amongst thieves

She had [a] thing for one she dubbed too cute to make leave.