Tuesday, January 31, 2012
e. edward grey OR patrick bateman
On OKCupid I list Secretary as a favorite movie. This is the cleverest, sexiest response to that fact I've received, "I'm sad to report that you and I are only an 84% match. I'll print out a single copy of your profile. Then, I'll take out my red felt-tipped pen and draw a slow circle around all the items I find unsuitable. Then I need you to re-do it."
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a year later, turns out he's neither. he's the rob to my laura, petrie that is.
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