the truth hurts

RT @molls

I just realized that for the price of a wedding, you can have Aerosmith come play a private show for you. So, ill be seeing you, Joe Perry.

flattery

Compare me to this bombshell



and send me texts that say, "...you KNOW that i think YOU are a STONE FOX!" and just see where it gets you.

blast from the past

I just watched some of "Boomerang" for the first time since 1992. I still like the part where Halle Berry says, "Love should've brought your ass home last night" and pokes Eddie Murphy in the forehead.

yeah, duh.

maybe you're just plain dumb

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.

turns out this is my dream man

I honestly don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.